Friday 27 July 2007

OOOHHHHH!



I awoke in a tangle of arms and legs.




My head ached, my body ached ... yet I felt satisfied and very much alive.




I untangled myself from the two men I was entwined between and padded, naked, to the kitchen to grab a glass of water, alka seltzer and put on the coffee.




The living room had that 'morning after' smell ... booze and bodies ... not unpleasant but I went to the window and opened it up to let some fresh air in.




Fortunately I had wrapped the curtain around myself before doing so ... years of being tabloid fodder had trained me to do so ... as a lone pap sprang out from behind a tree on the other side of the road, his camera flashing away at me as he did so.




I stuck out my tongue before stepping back from his view and continuing to the kitchen ... my mouth was still dry and my head was pulsing somewhat.




I plugged in the coffee machine whilst I sipped at my alka seltzer ... a smile on my face ... god I wasn't exactly Snow White playing happy families but I did like to do things my way and if that meant one me and two men every now and again ... then c'est la vie!




I was pouring myself a coffee when Millie scurried in, a duvet pulled around her.




'Morning!' my voice was cheery and light ... I knew that Millie would be suffering from post coital guilt so thought it best to try and lighten her mood from the offset.




'ooooohhhh!' was all she could say.




Sit down and I'll pour you a coffee.




She did as instructed and I placed it down in front of her.




'ooohhhh Amanda, what have a done!'




'You've got over a cheating bastard and had got yourself a little fun in the process', I replied before going back to my bedroom to get my silk dressing gown ... I was still naked after all!

Monday 23 July 2007

TWO HEADS ARE BETTER!


What a night!


A blur of fast music, cold alcohol and hot men!


Millie and I stayed for a few hours longer, drinking, laughing and dancing ... growing wilder and drunker by the minute!


I found myself nestled between Z and Lucifer and must admit that I was enjoying it. Millie, on the other hand had thrown all thoughts of Marcus to one side and was loving every minute of Hans' hands!


In a whirlwind of motion and lust I found myself in the back of the Amanda, Oh! limosine, speeding my way back to my apartment with Z and Lucifer. Millie and Hans were getting intimate on the backseat, I was getting very intimate on the floor. Poor old Josh had only his mobile to get intimate with!


We got back to my place and the two men carried me up to my apartment, we were all crazy with lust ... none of us could get enough!


I seem to remember Tomas meeting us, a crude smile on his face, as he opened up and we all entered.


Within moments the three of us where on my double bed, naked and drunk .....


Girls I can assure you that in some circumstances two heads are better than one!

Friday 20 July 2007

IF YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM


I can honestly say that in all of the years that Millie and I have been close friends that I have never seen her in such a state of mind.


She waltzed back to the bar and nestled herself onto the lap of Hans.


'Vodka shot please', she purred as Hans grinned back at her ... I could see that he was more than happy to have Millie, previously so quiet and demure, now all vampish and full on sitting on his lap.


'Vodka shots all round!' The waiter nodded his approval and disappeared returning with shot glasses in ice and a frozen bottle of Belvedere.


'Let's have a party!' I cried and lined the glasses up before pouring the clear, ice cold liquid into each one.


'Your in a rock band', I said to Z, 'I hear rock bands like to party too.'


He smiled back at me before squeezing my butt. His hands were strong and firm, I liked it.


'Oh we know how to party .... ' he replied and with that he lifted the Belvedere to his lips and chucked the last quarter of it down his throat in one.


'Well that means we are in for a good night then' I leant forward and we kissed, vodka running down our chins as we came together.

Friday 13 July 2007

HE'S MARRIED



I put my arms around Millie as she sobbed away ... almost uncontrollably!




He was so perfect for me ... he knew all of those things about me ... he told me that he was the one for me, that he was the one who knew about our powers ... he told me that he was mine forever!




Her tears rolled down her cheeks, her body was shook with the full force of her emotion.




'Maybe it was a misunderstanding ... a mistake?' Marcus seemed like a really decent sort to me ... I was confused, yet I had been known to be wrong about the opposite sex on a few occasions!




'Talk me through what he said, let's see if we can work this out.'




I rubbed her back and as she thought about what I was saying she gradually calmed down.




'well I rang his mobile and she answered',




'How did you know it was his wife?'




'She answered the phone and said Hello, Mrs. Etterton speaking ... can I help you.'




'How do you know she was telling the truth.'




'Marcus took the phone from her ... he confirmed it'




'Did you give him chance to explain?'




'He didn't need to, he told me they were in a hotel room together ... he never told me he was married ... he's a liar ... he's a lying bastard!'




'Something doesn't add up her, let me call him, I want to hear what he has to say.'




'You can't, his number was in the phone, it's broken .. I broke it.'




I picked up the smashed cellular and looked at it, I pressed the power buttons it had had it.




'i can't call him till tomorrow, even if I wanted too.'




Millie had stopped crying and a different look had appeared on her face, one of defiance.




'I want to get drunk with some rock stars'




'Are you sure?'




'Yes', she replied ... ' as drunk as I've ever been!' She dropped the photos of Marcus in the feminine hygiene bin and we went back to the bar.

THE MOVIE MAN



We made our way into the Ladies, Millie thrusting me another of Marcus' modelling photos as we went in.




'He's just sooo yummy, sooo gorgeous, sooo great in bed.'




I smiled ... Millie was such a sweetie, it was great to see her so happy. it has to be said that her love life to date hasn't exactly been smooth.




There was the man at work .... lying, cheating pig who stole her ideas and got promoted.




There was the guy at the bowling alley ... possessive and drunk ... not a good combination.




There was the guy next door .... did whatever Mummy wanted him to.




There was the guy at the nightclub ... wanted Millie to try it out with his girlfriend first.




There was the army guy ... he really wanted to get it on with another army guy.




Now, if this was my history then so be it ... I don't really care ... i like to be in the driving seat and have been since Emmanuel died. Not quite a Samantha out of SATC but i like to play the game my way!




I popped into the cubicle as Millie dialled Marcus on her mobile.




I could hear her voice, quiet at first and then shouting.




'Who is she ... your wife!!! ... you bastard!'




I heard the phone smash against the wall and Millie burst into tears ...oh no ... should I add to the list:-




There was the movie man ... already married!

I LOVE HIM ... I DO




We were having a great time ... the six of us were getting deliciously drunk when Millie leaned over to me ... got to call Marcus ... she slurred.






'Ok ... shall we go to the ladies?' I knew it would be nice and quiet in there ... Millie would get a few peaceful minutes of chat with her fella.






'I do love Marcus you know ...'






'I know', I replied before standing and helping her up from her seat.






'Nature call's boys!' I said to the band.






'Well don't be too long beautiful', came Z's reply ... 'we're all getting pretty rowdy around here and need some lovely ladies to make sure we don't fall into mischief!'






'We won't be long but I certainly can promise you that there's no way I'm gonna keep you out of mischief!' I replied.






I heard the boys cheer as we left them.






'i do love my marcus you know', Millie had got to the stage of being drunk that she was in 'stuck record mode' ... here look at this... she fished a picture from her pocket and waved it in front of me. It was a picture of Marcus that had been taken a few years ago when he had been a male model ... i had to admit that he looked hot.






'Very nice', I said ... now come on ... let's get into the loos so you can call him (and so that i can back to my rockers, I thought!)






THE SINS OF ANGELS!



Five minutes later Millie and I were sitting at our table with the men (and I mean men as opposed to boys in boy bands!) of the Rock Band - Sins of Angels.




The main man was 'Z' - hard, mean and moody ... he had the looks that meant business, tattooed and pierced he was the architypal rock band front man. His clothes looked like he had slept in them but the fact that they also appeared to be one size too small gave the impression that his muscular frame was bursting out from them. If ever a man sympolised masculine sexuality then it was 'Z'.




I couldn't help but notice that Millie was all giggly in the presence of Hans. The bass player of the band literally was a man moutain. He was absolutely huge ... must be nearly seven foot ... not only that bu everything about him seemed huge too. From his dreamy blue eyes to his massive grin. The fact that I knew he had his own range of dildos modelled on his own appendage underlined the fact that he was big, big, big!




Lucifer, the drummer, was someone who I had met previously. A couple of years ago I had been to one of the all-nighters he'd organised as a DJ in Ibiza when he was known as DJ Lucifer. It had been wild ... he was brilliant at getting the crowd going and keeping them at it all night. Not only that but he had performed wearing only a pair of surfer pants ... the girls ... and plenty of the boys ... in the crowd would have done anything to get his attention ... and I mean anything!




Finally, there was the lead guitarist Josh-Li. He was probably the quietest ... but that's not saying much. I could tell by his demeanour that rock and roll was his life and playing his guitar meant everything. I was sure that there was nothing he wouldn't have enjoyed more than to be receiving a bit of oral attention whilst he thrashed out a guitar solo!




the champagne was in full flow and I called out for more ... the night was but young and we had just begun!

MADNESS AHOY!




Millie and I clung to each other as we left the Belvedere Bar! We were in hysterics!






That wasn't funny! Millie gasped as we hailed a cab ... ' he might have been a right prat but I don't think that he deserves that!'






He got exactly what he asked for! i replied as the taxi pulled up ... 'I know I sound a bit hard, but for god's sake, the guy was an egotistical bastard!'






I meant forward and asked for the cabbie to take us to the Lusitania Bar next ... it was new in town and I hadn't been before.






Five minutes later and we where outside, I paid the driver and we made our way in.






Situated at the back of Covent Garden, The Lusitania was themed on the famous ship that was found adrift with all the crewe missing ... to this day nobody knows what happened.






It was full on glam ... the staff were decked out in the smart outfits of the 1920's and the style of the bar was flapper fabulous.






I made my way to one of the tables by the bar and ordered another bottle of Crystal for Millie and I.






'amanda, please..' Millie said, 'let's just get the house champagne and let me pay!'






Millie, I can be firm when i want to, this is my treat and I'm not taking no for an answer.






Millie was about to object when I looked over to the bar ... oh my god it's the rock band 'sins of Angels' i nearly screamed ... I am such a fan.






Millie and I looked over at the four eclectic but fabulously handsome men, cool ... rock cool!






I want to meet Hans .. I had heard that he was more than a handful ...






'Waiter' i called ... 'please can you send those gentlemen a bottle of Crystal ... on me.






Booze and rockers ... this night was shaping up perfectly!

Friday 6 July 2007

VOD VUD U LIKE ... VODKA?



Mills and I made our way to the Belvedere House ... an exclusive bar and eaterie where you could enjoy your vodka whilst being massaged by an attractive, muscular young dude!




'The drinks are on me!' I announced on reaching the bar ... the room was half full of a mix of people. Young and professional, older and loaded ... the atmosphere was a little staid and I felt in the need to liven it up.




'You're that Amanda Gonzalez aren't you?' A smartly dressed but already well-oiled young money type slurred as he approached.




'Sure am' I replied as I knocked back my first shot ... 'who wants to know?'




'Bit of a gold digging slapper I'd heard', he continued ... 'oh, go and get lost' Millie's voice was raised as she came and stood between the two of us.




'Don't worry Mills, I can deal with this one'.




I went to him and put my hands onto his crotch ... I could feel him starting to stiffen.




'I may be a gold digger and a slapper', I started to unzip him .... 'but what are you exactly?'




I freed him from his pants ... a startled but complacent look ran over his face.




I poured a shot of vodka over his member ... he was moaning slightly as I did so.




'Now Paula ... over to you!'




When we had arrived at the club we'd seen my old secretary Paula, she was in her mid-forties, plump, plain and a complete nympho. I knew that I'd managed to get city boy so excited that there was no turning back for him now.



Paula was on her knees faster than a rat up a drainpipe and as she slurped and gobbled away I pulled his pants right down ... on cue his friends appeared their mobile phones in hand, clicking away, photographing every lick, suck and dribble.




I threw back my head and laughed out loud ... this one was going to have a lot to explain away in the morning ... that was for sure!

BELVEDERE OR SMIRNOFF?



Champagne, wine, gin ... vodka?




I was in the mood to get as drunk as a Lord! But what was to be our tipple of choice?


Millie and I had already enjoyed a bottle of champagne - should we carry on with the golden bubbly liquid or set our taste buds to enjoy something else.




'mmm', replied Millie, 'how about Vodka? Now we have all the Poles and Russians in London maybe we should try that out for a change!




Now when it comes to vodka there is only two options; Belvedere or Smirnoff. I know that it's de rigeur to drink Grey Goose in the fancy bars around town, but, to me that's as sacrilege drinking Irish cider ... I mean why drink Irish cider when everyone knows that the best is English!




The same goes for Vodka ... French? Forget it! The French somehow managed to ensure that no one apart from themselves can use the term Champagne for fizzy wine ... and I have to agree with that. When the Eastern Europeans tried to do the same for Vodka ... something they had invented ... they were denied the chance. So please ... stay clear of French vodka ... they can't have it everyway can they.




'Vodka it is then!' I replied.




Millie and I linked arms ... there was only one place to go ... the Belverdere House!

THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE WINDOW




The group of lads made their way towards us, howling like a pack of wolves ... there was no doubt that if Millie and I didn't get out of their way in time then we would be fed to them like two pieces of meat.






I held my nerve, allowing them to get mid-range between their set of sliding doors and ours. I was gambling on fairly high odds ... if I was wrong .... well, better not to think about that.






Millie turned to look at me ...'Amanda ...?' her voice trailer off.






It was then that I heard the sound i had been hoping for ... 'beep, beep, beep.' The doors were starting to slide to.






'Now!' I grabbed Millie and we jumped back onto the train just as the doors closed shut, a nano-second later the posse of dickheads was banging on them ... we were safe.






'Phew', Millie gasped and collapsed into a seat ... thank heavens for that!






I however, buoyed up and full of adrenaline couldn't leave it like that.






As the train started to pull away I raised my dress and pulled down my knickers before jumping on a seat and pressing my naked buttocks to the glass.






Full moon boys! I cried as they hammered against the glass.






'Oh Amanda,' said Millie exasperated ... there's never a dull moment with you.






I pulled up my knickers and pulled down my dress before sitting down next to her.






'I guess not' I replied.






'Now where are we going tonight .... Soho?'






'wherever', came Millie's eventual response, 'we really are in for a lively night'






'I hope so', I said, 'I really hope so!'






ON AND OFF AND ON AGAIN!



'I hate it when you say things like that,' Millie hissed back at me, a look of concern crossing her face, 'can't we just get out of here and get a taxi or something? There's loads of them!'




I looked back over at the group of lads, who by now, where in full voice. a few were quite cute ... pity they were such dickheads.




'Slappers, 'hos, sluts ...' and other such choice words where being chanted in our direction.




I smiled sweetly back at them before saying to Millie, 'just do what I say OK!'




'OK', Millie replied, she knew that she had no option but to go along with me (I also knew that if we pulled this one of - probably not the right expression to use right now I suppose!!!! - that she and I would be laughing about it for days).




The tube arrived in the station and the doors slide open.




'Come on' I grabbed Millie and we jumped onto the tube using the doors at one end. The Lads followed suit and jumped onto the tube in the middle.




'Just you and us ... we're gonna get lucky boys!' one of the lads leered over at us.




'Darlings ... you wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if you were served one up hot and ready on a plate ... now whay don't you go home and squeeze your zits before to try it on with the grown ups!' Millie looked horrified as I spoke .... 'Amanda do you want us to get killed!;'




The boys looked furious ... 'Now' I called and dragged Millie off the train back onto the platform.




'We're gonna get you slut bitches!' the boys jumped back onto the platform too and started to run at us.




'Now what', Millie was crying ... 'Now what are we going to do?'

TAXI OR TUBE?



Taxi or tube? Millie asked as we clattered our way out of my apartment block and onto the quick Knightsbridge Street outside.




'Tube' came my reply .... whilst taxis are great the tube can be far more fun.




We bought our tickets at Knighstbridge Tube and waited for the Picadilly Line to take us into the West End. 'Let's be two wild West gals in the Wild West End!' I enthused as we waited for the underground train to arrive.




Whilst Millie and I gabbled away ... about work, fellas, celebs and mystical psychic powers ... I noticed a crew of five or six lads sidle closer to us, they were all in there late teens. They all 'hung' together ... their pants slung low ... so low they fell below their butt cheeks.




'Don't these boys realise that the fashionistas who push this are usually frustrated old Queens who love nothing more than the site of pert young man butt? I whispered to Millie as she discreetly looked.




'Hey Lady', one of the lads had caught Millie looking over.




'How much do you charge?'




'Pardon' came Millie's reply.




'ho's ain't ya?' one of the others sneered, 'how much do you charge for a blow?'




I turned and looked at them assessing my options as I did so.




Hearing the noise of the tube arriving from inside the tunnel I whispered to Millie ... 'do as I say Hon ... this could be fun!'

Thursday 5 July 2007

AND THEY DON'T REGRET IT








I arrived home, laden down with my case of champagne, just as Millie's taxi pulled up.










'Ready to party!' I yelled as I saw her appear from the back of the cab.










Millie reddened slightly as she paid the driver ... it was too easy to embarrass her, it really was.










The two of us giggled our way up to my apartment before spilling inside. I opened a bottle of Crystal and put the rest of them in the chiller.










Champagne Modom? I asked, filling two glasses ... I didn't need to wait for a reply.








Mills and I sipped away as we rifled through my wardrobe for something to wear.








'Will have to be new underwear of course!' I announced and opened a huge box of Amanda, Oh samples ... that's the great thing about designing lingerie ... fresh undies every day!








'How am I expected to squeeze myself into your stuff?' Millie downed a glass and I poure dher another.








'For God's sake Mills', I shouted, 'you'll get into my stuff no problem ... you've got a fella at the moment, great sex is making those extra pounds fall off you!'








We laughed and picked out a couple of sexy little numbers.








Gorgeous darling! I said as Millie squeezed herself into the spangly gold number.








Foxy lady! came Millie's reply as I shoehorned myself into a red D&G sheath.








Let's go and get 'em. I shouted as we finished off applying our make-up and readied ourselves to make way out into the night!

WILD WOMEN DO!


What with Tomas rushing off to satisfy himself with one of the world's biggest pop stars I was feeling a little put out as I was so ready to party but had no one on hand to party with!


Luck came in the form of a phone call from Millie ... I thought that she was going to be tied up (literally if she was a lucky girl) with Marcus tonight but he had had to shoot off to the States.


Fancy doing something really wild, crazy and OTT?


Why not! Came Millie's reply ... when Millie was in the mood to party she and I could really paint the town red.


'No men though ...' she said after a short pause ... 'I'm really into Marcus, I think he loves me ...'


I can live with a night without men, I replied, I am really into Nico ... on that note I would really like Nico to be really into me right now! A smiled as I thought of his fabulous love making techniques, However ... I continued ... I am trying to be not totally exclusive!


Millie and I arranged to meet at my apartment after work, I stopped in Soho and grabbed a case of Crystal on the way home, there was no way I wasn't going to have fun tonight!