I awoke in a tangle of arms and legs.
My head ached, my body ached ... yet I felt satisfied and very much alive.
I untangled myself from the two men I was entwined between and padded, naked, to the kitchen to grab a glass of water, alka seltzer and put on the coffee.
The living room had that 'morning after' smell ... booze and bodies ... not unpleasant but I went to the window and opened it up to let some fresh air in.
Fortunately I had wrapped the curtain around myself before doing so ... years of being tabloid fodder had trained me to do so ... as a lone pap sprang out from behind a tree on the other side of the road, his camera flashing away at me as he did so.
I stuck out my tongue before stepping back from his view and continuing to the kitchen ... my mouth was still dry and my head was pulsing somewhat.
I plugged in the coffee machine whilst I sipped at my alka seltzer ... a smile on my face ... god I wasn't exactly Snow White playing happy families but I did like to do things my way and if that meant one me and two men every now and again ... then c'est la vie!
I was pouring myself a coffee when Millie scurried in, a duvet pulled around her.
'Morning!' my voice was cheery and light ... I knew that Millie would be suffering from post coital guilt so thought it best to try and lighten her mood from the offset.
'ooooohhhh!' was all she could say.
Sit down and I'll pour you a coffee.
She did as instructed and I placed it down in front of her.
'ooohhhh Amanda, what have a done!'
'You've got over a cheating bastard and had got yourself a little fun in the process', I replied before going back to my bedroom to get my silk dressing gown ... I was still naked after all!