VOD VUD U LIKE ... VODKA?

Mills and I made our way to the Belvedere House ... an exclusive bar and eaterie where you could enjoy your vodka whilst being massaged by an attractive, muscular young dude!

'The drinks are on me!' I announced on reaching the bar ... the room was half full of a mix of people. Young and professional, older and loaded ... the atmosphere was a little staid and I felt in the need to liven it up.

'You're that Amanda Gonzalez aren't you?' A smartly dressed but already well-oiled young money type slurred as he approached.

'Sure am' I replied as I knocked back my first shot ... 'who wants to know?'

'Bit of a gold digging slapper I'd heard', he continued ... 'oh, go and get lost' Millie's voice was raised as she came and stood between the two of us.

'Don't worry Mills, I can deal with this one'.

I went to him and put my hands onto his crotch ... I could feel him starting to stiffen.

'I may be a gold digger and a slapper', I started to unzip him .... 'but what are you exactly?'

I freed him from his pants ... a startled but complacent look ran over his face.

I poured a shot of vodka over his member ... he was moaning slightly as I did so.

'Now Paula ... over to you!'

When we had arrived at the club we'd seen my old secretary Paula, she was in her mid-forties, plump, plain and a complete nympho. I knew that I'd managed to get city boy so excited that there was no turning back for him now.

Paula was on her knees faster than a rat up a drainpipe and as she slurped and gobbled away I pulled his pants right down ... on cue his friends appeared their mobile phones in hand, clicking away, photographing every lick, suck and dribble.

I threw back my head and laughed out loud ... this one was going to have a lot to explain away in the morning ... that was for sure!